Guns in my hands, voices in my head

ragfacedconman spotted you

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 01:26:51 -0500

ragfacedconman:

psychosprey:

“You remind me a LOT of one of my old buddies. Except… Y’know. You’re missing the whole half-mask thing.”

“Wow, people in this town who are actually friendly. That’s a genuine first.”

“Friendly depends on the motives for visiting. I may not be the Bat, but I’m still territorial.”

“Woah, no need for the tough guy talk just yet. Believe it or don’t, I’m actually one of the good guys too.”

ragfacedconman spotted you

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 01:16:30 -0500

psychosprey:

“You remind me a LOT of one of my old buddies. Except… Y’know. You’re missing the whole half-mask thing.”

“Wow, people in this town who are actually friendly. That’s a genuine first.”

artverso: Dustin Nguyen - Batman and Grifter

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 00:57:43 -0500

artverso:

Dustin Nguyen - Batman and Grifter

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Sun, 20 Jan 2013 00:57:13 -0500

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Sun, 02 Dec 2012 17:58:27 -0500

miss-lady-bat:

December 2nd in Gotham.

If she were to believe the hype, the world would be over in less than twenty days. Standing atop of Wayne Tower, observing the Gotham City as dusk fell, she couldn’t imagine a world closer to the brink of oblivion, but, in the same breath, probably farthest from.

Gotham in winter was always breathtakingly beautiful, in a sort of macabre way. The dark spires that twisted into the sky, piercing the grey clouds. It hadn’t snowed yet, but when it would, it would blanket the black buildings with white, like a massive snow-globe. And, in the middle of it, Lady Bat stood and watched.

Mostly, LB watched the sunset. Once the sun went down, it was akin to the god Helios, finally pulling the sun away from the sky, and giving that domain over to Nox, goddess of the night. Once the sun went down, Gotham was her domain, and her responsibility to protect.

Cole hated winter. Specifically, he hated east coast winters and the cold weather that typically accompanied them. Then again, having grown up in Los Angeles, one could hardly blame him. Gotham was possibly the last place he would’ve expected to be spending Christmas in, but at this point he really had no choice. Pulling the collar on his trench coat upwards, he glanced down at his phone, currently displaying various wishlists for friends and what little family he bothered to still talk to. This was short lived as he watched two snowflakes fall onto the screen, obscuring his view.

He looked upwards, just in time to see what looked like a figure standing on top of Wayne Tower. He’d heard about the city’s Bat infestation, but he hadn’t really had much chance to see it for himself.

"You proved to me there was kindness still left in this world," she said, softly. "You could have been cruel, you could have hurt me. But, be it because I'm a girl or because you just don't got it in ya, you didn't. I appreciate that."

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 23:15:16 -0500

His brows furrowed a bit, thinking about what she was saying. It was strange, hearing a version of Midnighter being that open to him of all people. “Well, I’m a caring kinda guy. After all, you might be able to beat my ass with my arm, but you’re still a lady.”

"I'd put myself between anything she could throw at you," she said, softly, giving him a slight squeeze. Her computer screetched at her. ILL ADVISED. ILL ADVISED. DO NOT TAKE THIS LINE OF ACTION, LINE OF ACTION SUGGESTED CALCULATING -- "Oh, shut up."

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 22:53:30 -0500

A grin tugged at the corners of his mouth. “You really do care about me in your own special way, don’t ya?”

Luca buried her face in his hair and sighed. "I prefer you in one piece. Sunny and me, we want you to come over for dinner. Or some shit, I dunno."

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 22:43:30 -0500

His eyebrow arched, leaning down to kiss her arm. “Oh really? You sure that’s safe? Because it seems like she really wants to kill me.”

"Hey, Hollywood," Luca grumped, bumping into him from behind, her arms around his neck. "You wanna stop pissing off Cock-Me? It makes it harder for me to come see you."

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 22:26:33 -0500

“I’m trying my best not to. He’s just very easily pissed off, as you can tell.” He said, running a hand over one of her arms.

"Still, it's not the most -- what's the word? -- wise thing to do in the interest of self-preservation~?"

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 22:24:27 -0500

“It’s not like I do it on purpose. After all, he’s the one who’s buttons get pushed if someone breathes on him while he’s standing in line. It’s why I can tolerate you slightly more.”

"You know," a voice said, slowly descending from behind him. "Of all the things you could've done to piss him off, fooling around with his vag-self is one of the more creative ways you could have gone about doing it.

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 22:17:41 -0500

“What can I say, she was into me. Plus she’s a hell of a lot easier on the eyes.” He said, not even bothering to turn around. “The hell you want, sunshine?”

ragfacedconman started following me.

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 22:06:52 -0500

nobatshere:

“Well fuck a bat. Look who we got here, you looking to die again, Grifty?” He chuckles darkly, lips curling up into a deviant smirk. If Cash was looking for a fight he’d certainly found it.

Computer analyzing…

Danger threat high. Proceed with caution and TERMINATE.

“I’m ready for round two, bitch.” He growled, eyes squinting underneath the rag. “That computer in your head’s not gonna save you, and I don’t see your boyfriend around to back you up.”

10 Commandments for Con Men

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 10:38:06 -0500

inauspicatumholmes:

Be a patient listener (it is this, not fast talking, that gets a con-man his coups).

Never look bored.

Wait for the other person to reveal any political opinions, then agree with them.

Let the other person reveal religious views, then have the same ones.

Hint at sex talk, but don’t follow it up unless the other fellow shows a strong interest.

Never discuss illness, unless some special concern is shown.

Never pry into a person’s personal circumstances (they’ll tell you all eventually).

Never boast. Just let your importance be quietly obvious.

Never be untidy.

Never get drunk.

xombiedirge: Grifter by Eric Ninaltowski & Jeremy Roberts

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 10:37:06 -0500

xombiedirge:

Grifter by Eric Ninaltowski & Jeremy Roberts

owlman-chronicles: I hate everything about this Midnighter and...

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 10:36:34 -0500

owlman-chronicles:

I hate everything about this Midnighter and that stupid chin spike.

antorock: Demonpuppy’s Wicked Awesome Art Blog: This Sketch...

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 10:35:40 -0500

antorock:

Demonpuppy’s Wicked Awesome Art Blog: This Sketch Saturday, it’s Grifter time!

comicpanels: From Team 7 #2 by Jordan/Gopez.

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 10:34:43 -0500

comicpanels:

From Team 7 #2 by Jordan/Gopez.

Though she smiled, it held a hidden message. "Keep your dick in your pants and we won't have a problem."

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 23:52:23 -0400

“It’s a bit late for that, but please don’t kill me.”

Great, now Apollo's got tits?

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 23:35:04 -0400

hellhath-nofurylike-midnighter:

ragfacedconman:

“Terrific. This means I’m probably in trouble.”

Midnighter frowned and reached out, holding his hand.

” … I’ve got you, Hollywood. Don’t … Don’t worry.”

“I’ve got bad luck with both of you. I mean, the male versions of you two did kill me. Plus, I did kind of make a move on Lady Apollo’s girl…” He rolled his eyes when he thought about how often that seemed to happen.

Great, now Apollo's got tits?

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 23:29:36 -0400

“Terrific. This means I’m probably in trouble.”